Only I'm a bit of a delicate volcano without the ability to handle a lot of hormonal fucking-with, so I'm unable to take the more common routes to pregnancy prevention. My idea of "playing around" is usually to tell some shitty jokes and then laugh at them myself, but these guys had to go and one-up me. Yes, they move in reaction to changes in temperature to keep sperm at just the right temp level. Besides the obvious hardship that comes with carrying a human-shaped parasite in my abdomen for nine months, I may face depression, high blood pressure, kidney problems, infections, constant puking and peeing, and hemorrhoids. More From Thought Catalog. Add a comment. We're also a little self-conscious of our balls — they're weird and we know you probably don't like them hitting you or being awkwardly "there.
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There are many other intertwined social and financial hurdles with male contraception, as Dr. Aug 21, Messages: During a menstrual cycle, estrogen and progesterone levels fluctuate to make a woman ovulate. That once led to the discovery of a lump that turned out to be a benign cyst, and one terrifying night in the hospital. StRiKeRj94Sep 7, Why is my girlfriend so obsessed with